Math Teacher Jokes

Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.

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What do math teachers grow?

Geometrees and trigonometrees

What do you call a math teacher in an anime?

Sin Pi

What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus

What does a math teacher say when they leave?

Calc-U-LATER

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What happens when a university math professor and a high school math teacher get it on?

Calculust

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What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

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Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

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What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

Why do social justice warriors hate math?

All the inequalities

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What do pencils, poop and Golden State Warriors have in common?

They are all #2s.

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

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Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

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What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.

Why are they called hemorrhoids?

Because asteroids was already taken.