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What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

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What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

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What's clear and smells like red paint?

Chloroform.

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you