What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

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What do you call fireworks that don't work?

Fireunemployed.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

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What is true and false at the same time?

This

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

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He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

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Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

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Put a peg on it's nose!

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How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

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One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

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What's clear and smells like red paint?

Chloroform.

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you