How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

What side of a monster has more hair?

The outside!

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter

Condition Jokes More Condition Jokes

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

Why did Prince William lose his cool?

He wasn't properly heir conditioned.