Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

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What did the stupid ghost do?

He used to climb over walls.

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

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How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at Christmas.

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What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

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What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

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How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.

How long have you had this problem?

The doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

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Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla

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Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.