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Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What kind of patients?

All of them

Deadly Disease Jokes More Deadly Disease Jokes

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla

Condition Jokes More Condition Jokes

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

Why did Prince William lose his cool?

He wasn't properly heir conditioned.