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Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

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How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry?

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

What keyboard shortcut is extensively used by journalists who work for Breitbart News?

Alt right

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Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

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What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

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How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

What happened to you?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

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Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

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Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla

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Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it