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Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

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President Jokes More President Jokes

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are all those people running?

Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer?

Dos

Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes More Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite kind of jacket?

A Pullover!

Cardio Jokes More Cardio Jokes

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio

Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.