Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

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Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

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How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

What has 4308 eyes, 28957 legs, and 398503 teeth?

I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say before he went down the mine?

I'll be black.

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Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio