Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

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Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach

Cardio Jokes More Cardio Jokes

Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio