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Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

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Who was the last President of China?

Yes he was.

What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

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What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

What do you call a zombie that runs fast?

A zoombie.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

Cardio Jokes More Cardio Jokes

Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio