Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

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What would you call the Easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

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What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.

Cardio Jokes More Cardio Jokes

Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio