Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

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Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

What does it take to be a president?

Nothing

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What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

What do you say when a dog runs away?

Dog-gone!

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!

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Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio