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Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

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President Jokes More President Jokes

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How bad is it, doc?

Well, you'll never run again" So basically the same

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes More Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

Cardio Jokes More Cardio Jokes

Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio