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What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

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What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

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Where does Russia get its water from?

De-stalinization plants

Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

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What does it take to be a president of Russia?

Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin