What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

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Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

What does it take to be a president of Russia?

Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In

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Why wasn't Vladimir late?

He was Russian.

Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin