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What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

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How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

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What is Vladimir's computer always doing?

ComPutin

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin