What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

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How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

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Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

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How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

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What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)