What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

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What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico?

Aztec.

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!

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What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

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How much do Americans like racist jokes?

Enough to make one President.

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

Why wasn't Vladimir late?

He was Russian.