What does it take to be a president of Russia?

Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

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What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.