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What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

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What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

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Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

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What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

Why do the Republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.