What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas

What's funny about majorities?

Most things.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

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What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord?

Two flutists playing in unison.