What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

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What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

What do you call a 2nd grader with no friends?

A Sandyhook survivor...................im so sorry.