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What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

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What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in!

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Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

Why do the Republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.