What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

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What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

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What does a Scottish cat say?

Mee yew!

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.