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What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

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What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

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Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac