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What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

How does cheese get more mature?

Fromage

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

What do Scottish owls sing?

Owld Lang Syne.

Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

Why do white girls like Apple?

Because once go Mac you never go back.