What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

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Why didn't the cheese get sliced?

It was destined for grater.

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

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What do you call the Scottish dentist?

Phil McCavity!

What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

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What do you call Dubstep on a Mac?

IDropIt

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.