Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"
One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!
An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)
Scotland
Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"
Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"
Mee yew!
I, Mac.
Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!
A Macaw!
One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'
Terrier-fied!
It got week old.
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
There can be only one.
One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"
One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".
Phil McCavity!
Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'
Owld Lang Syne.
Mac in cheese
Because he was dead
A Wii fit
"All the Single Laddies" Edit: Read it carefully
One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.
5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.
Because in space, no one can hear you stream.
Yes, I'm completely sure.
Pig's tie!
Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.
Does anyone have a charger I could use
Apples ideas.
Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!
A blonde parade!
The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."
