Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

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How do you call a dog with no legs?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

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Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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What's a racists favorite song by The Rolling Stones?

Paint it, black!

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

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Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?

Click Jagger.

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

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What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see

How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

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Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

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What is a gathering of octopus called?

Octoposse

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.