Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

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How do you call a dog with no legs?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

What are the Rolling Stones better at than the Bee gees?

Stayin' Alive

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

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Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?

Click Jagger.

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

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What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see

What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

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Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

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Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments?

Violint