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Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician?

To the airport please

Rolling Stone Jokes More Rolling Stone Jokes

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

What are The Rolling Stones better at than the Bee gees?

Stayin' Alive

Mick Jagger Jokes More Mick Jagger Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

Jagger Jokes More Jagger Jokes

Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?

Click Jagger.

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

Moss Jokes More Moss Jokes

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see

What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

Mick Jokes More Mick Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

Gather Jokes More Gather Jokes

What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.

What is a gathering of octopus called?

Octoposse