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Why does bread not have eyebrows?

Because it's bread.

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Eyebrow Jokes More Eyebrow Jokes

What did one eyebrow say to the other?

H-eyebrow

What did one eyebrow say to the other eyebrow when leaving?

Eyebro. I will see myself out.