Why does bread not have eyebrows?

Because it's bread.

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What do you call breads ability to smell?

Naan sense!

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!

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Why does bread not have eyebrows?

Because it's bread.

What did one eyebrow say to the other eyebrow when leaving?

Eyebro. I will see myself out.