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How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Who's there! Buddha! Buddha who?

Buddha this slice of bread for me!

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!

Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

Package Jokes More Package Jokes

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

Baguette Jokes More Baguette Jokes

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll