How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

How does Tolkien make his bread?

With Frodough.

Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

What do you call a bakery owned by a redhead?

A Ginger Bread-House

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Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

Baguette Jokes More Baguette Jokes

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll