Bakery Jokes

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

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Why are bakeries always so depressing?

They're bread inside.

What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

What do you call a bakery owned by a redhead?

A Ginger Bread-House

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery?

A ginger bread man.

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

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Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.

What do you call a bakery staffed entirely by men?

A pastryarchy.

What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?

A yeaster bunny!

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Why is it hard to work at an apple pie factory?

They have such a high turnover rate.

Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.

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When a plant is sad, what do other plants do?

Photosympathize

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

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What is a police officer's least favorite dessert?

A brownie.

Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she was a girl.

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Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

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What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

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What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli.

What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.

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Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.