Bakery Jokes

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

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Why are bakeries always so depressing?

They're bread inside.

What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

What do you call a bakery owned by a redhead?

A Ginger Bread-House

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery?

A ginger bread man.

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

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Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.

What do you call a bakery staffed entirely by men?

A pastryarchy.

What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?

A yeaster bunny!

What did the cannibal order at the bakery?

Cinnamon buns.

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

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Lighting fires.

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Make blonde jokes!