What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

A sandwich

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.

What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.