What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

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Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

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How does Tolkien make his bread?

With Frodough.

What do you call breads ability to smell?

Naan sense!

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What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?

A yeaster bunny!

What do you call a bakery staffed entirely by men?

A pastryarchy.

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Why do people tip cows?

Their service isn't even that good.

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!