What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the kipper!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.