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What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.