Because they don't want a man lost!
I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
They Hire 'Em A Biff!
A mat'o'gore.
A lost sole
A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
They both wear stripes!
In his sleevies.
Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.
