Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

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What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

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Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

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What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

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What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What do you call a bakery staffed entirely by men?

A pastryarchy.

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What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

Who's the healthiest member of the Army?

General Wellbeing

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How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?

They were impressive!

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!