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Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

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Marry Man Jokes More Marry Man Jokes

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

What's the worst they could say? No?

I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.

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Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

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Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

Mourning wood

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

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What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

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How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?

They were impressive!

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!