Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

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What disease does a married man have?

Onejina

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

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What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office?

Lost

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Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

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Where do kings keep there armies?

In their sleevies.

What is an army of blue babies on horseback called?

A navy infantry cavalry

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How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?

They were impressive!

How many recruits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.