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Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

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Marry Man Jokes More Marry Man Jokes

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man that states the obvious?

A man that states the obvious

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army.

What do you call a group of pillaging Huns?

An army of Hun-dread.

Recruit Jokes More Recruit Jokes

How many recruits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.

How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?

They were impressive!