April Sale - 20% Off

How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?

They were impressive!

Previous Random Joke Next

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

Recruit Jokes More Recruit Jokes

How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?

They were impressive!

How many recruits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.