How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?

They were impressive!

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Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

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Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

How many recruits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.