Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

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What's the opposite of a somersault?

A winter pepper.

What is the opposite of leapfrog?

Toadstool

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What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

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How do cats buy things?

From a cat-alogue!

Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy?

A penny-farthing.

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What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

Why did the Polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

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Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.