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Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

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What is the opposite of an iPad Mini?

A Maxi Pad

What's the opposite of 4chan?

4chad

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Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door?

And what is the person inside to say "who is it "

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

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Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

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Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

Why did the Polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

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Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

How are Asians and Smart Cars similar?

They are yellow can they only hold small packages