Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

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What is the opposite of an autist?

A socialist.

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

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Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

Heck

What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones

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Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

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What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

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Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.