Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

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What's the opposite of progress?

Congress.

What is the Opposite of Palindrom?

NTSCindrom

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What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

Why do people say half a dozen?

Why can't they just say Six

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Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

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Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.