Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

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What's the opposite of drunken noodles?

Soba noodles!

What's the opposite of Tim Walken?

Tim Daly.

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Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

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Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

Why do people buy expensive rims?

They're investing in wheel estate.

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What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

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Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.