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Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

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What's the opposite of ennui?

Off-ui. from *Gilmore Girls*.

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

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Why don't people tell Jim Jones jokes?

The punchline is too long.

Why do feminists hate Medusa?

She's always objectifying people.

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What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

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What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

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How are Asians and Smart Cars similar?

They are yellow can they only hold small packages

Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.