How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

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What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

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How do you call a joke that is not funny?

Lame.

Why is this joke bad for the environment?

Because it wasn't recycled.

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Who remembers the 2016 presidential race?

Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?

Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

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What do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of amnesia!

What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)