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How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

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Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.

How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

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Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

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What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard.

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How do you know if you have amnesia?

I don't know.

What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.