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How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

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Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

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What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

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How do you remember your wedding anniversary?

Forget it once.

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

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How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

How do you know if you have amnesia?

I don't know.