How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

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Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

How do you know a joke is a repost?

It's on the front page

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What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...