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Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What does a black Santa say?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

Why did the palm tree win the plant race?

It was the first to Sago.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together?

Batman.

What does Batman do with all his spare money?

He makes it wayne

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n