Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

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What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

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Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award?

Leonardo Di Cardio

What does Lebron James do after winning the NBA Championship?

He turns off his Xbox.

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What's in common between Batman and a black guy?

They can't go into a store without Robin

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

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How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

How do Russians watch online movies?

Nyetflix!

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Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee?

You stumped me!

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Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can remember them!

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

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What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

How does Bono spell color?

With or without "u"