Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What do you call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why do artists never win when they play football?

They keep drawing!

What do you call a bear that can't win?

A Chicago Bear

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What's Batman's favorite dessert?

Just ice cream

What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur?

Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do elephants do in the evenings?

Watch elevision!

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!