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Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

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What is cosmetics?

Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.

What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

The Pope!

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How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

What's the best moment of your life?

Me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What does Batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

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What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?

A jellybean.

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

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How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

Who remembers the 2016 presidential race?

Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

Why thank u.. are u single?

She:No, I'm a dentist