Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

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What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

What is the best part of the camp?

One wise guy answered 'Going home!'

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

Who would win?

Everyone

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What type of movies can't Batman see?

Parental Guidance.

Why Didn't Batman Go To Church?

Because of Christian Bail

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.