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Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

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Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything

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What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide