Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

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What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

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Why didn't they just call "Ant-Man" Uncle?

Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

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Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

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Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide