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Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

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What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

What's Hillary's favorite pizza place?

Little Seizures Edit: credit to Joe Biggs rambobiggs

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Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide