Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

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What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

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How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

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How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

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Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide