Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

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Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide