Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide
Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.
Because Santa came early this year.
She wanted to lay it on the line.
To make sure his cross fit.
A Scotland Yard.
9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide
Santa Clues.
