What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

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Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

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What is a Detective's favourite pastry?

The Tooth Hurts Donut!

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

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Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)

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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.