What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

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What did the dyslexic Satanist do?

He sold his soul to Santa.

What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

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Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

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What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

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Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

Where are the cleanest bathrooms on college campuses?

The women's bathrooms in the engineering building. Credit to

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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

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Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide