What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

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What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

What goes "oh oh oh"?

Santa walking backwards.

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What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts!

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

Tarzan stripes forever.

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What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

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What do you call a corn cob on a track team?

A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend.

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.