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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

So he could solve the staircase.

Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

Tourist Guide Jokes More Tourist Guide Jokes

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Santa Clues Jokes More Santa Clues Jokes

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide