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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

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What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

Why does Santa have a garden?

So he can hoe-hoe-hoe!

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?

The Easter Blarney!

Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge?

To get home.

Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

Tourist Guide Jokes More Tourist Guide Jokes

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

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Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide