What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts!

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?

A berry bubbly bunny.

What was the first mention of soccer in the Bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away

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What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts!

What do you call space herpes?

Star Warts.