What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts!

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Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

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What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts!

What do you call space herpes?

Star Warts.