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What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

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What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

How did the Mongols get to Europe?

Steppe by steppe.