What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

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What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

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What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.