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What sound does a Chinese cat make?

Mao

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What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?

All are equally oxymoronic.

Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.

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Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

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Who is your favorite President of China?

According to her it's Mao.

Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom?

Because Mao is more of a chair man!

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What sound does a Chinese cat make?

Mao

How does a Chinese cat say hello?

Mi Hao.