What sound does a Chinese cat make?

Mao

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How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

How do the Chinese vote?

With their erections.

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What makes the sound 'Clip clop bang clip clop'?

An Amish drive-by

What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

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What sound does a Chinese cat make?

Mao

Who is your favorite President of China?

According to her it's Mao.

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How does a Chinese cat say hello?

Mi Hao.

What sound does a Chinese cat make?

Mao