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What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

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Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

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888 MSG

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To see how she looks like when sleeping.

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I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

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What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

Cha Ching

What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.