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What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

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Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

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Change for a buck.

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

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What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

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How, are you?

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What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

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You've got eyes on the back of your head!

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In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

What gave you that idea?

Queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

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What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

Cha Ching

What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.