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What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

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Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

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He Shanghai.

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Wai Tu Yung

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No idea.

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I have no idea...

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What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

Cha Ching