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Chinese Billionaire Jokes

What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

Cha Ching

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What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

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What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

Elkaseltzer.

What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

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What do you call a rich Asian?

Cha Ching!*

What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

Cha Ching

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What do you call a Chinese Jehovah's witness?

Ding Dong

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eye's?

A fsh

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...