Chinese Billionaire Jokes

What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

Cha Ching

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What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

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What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

Where is it?

ME: I have no idea

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How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer!

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When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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No idea.

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Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".