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Chinese Billionaire Jokes

What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

Cha Ching

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What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the mongoose?

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

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Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

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How long have we had that pillow?

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What do you call a rich Chinese person?

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What's the name of the richest man in China?

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What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)