Chinese Billionaire Jokes

What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Who was the most active of the Chinese khanes?

Ginseng khan I am in a silly mood. Have a good day

What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant?

BAO BAO BAO BAO

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you call it when a deer knows karate?

Tae-fawn-doe

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What is agitated buy joyful?

A washing machine

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea

Cha Ching Jokes More Cha Ching Jokes

What do you call a rich Asian?

Cha Ching!*

What do you call a rich Chinese?

Cha-Ching