Chinese Billionaire Jokes

What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

Cha Ching

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What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

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No idea." "Denim." "Denim " "Denim denim denim denim denim..."

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer!

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What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games?

IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES

Why buy an invisible knife?

I don't see the point

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What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

A 2nd born.

What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

Cha Ching

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What do you call a rich Asian?

Cha Ching!*

What do you call a Chinese millionaire?

Cha Ching

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)