I don't know, they would probably die anyways.
I have no ideer.
Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck...
Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah
Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck
A dill doe.
A good idear...
Change for a buck.
No-eye deer.
A bright eye deer.
Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)
What up doe
Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck
I have no Idea.
I'm game.
No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.
No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.
I got no-eye deer!
I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there
You are very "deer" to me.
No idear.
Elkaseltzer.
Under a buck
A dilldoe
Tae-fawn-doe
Because they can't elope
Still no idea.
Jackaloping
They couldn't fit a deer into the car.
You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable
They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)
Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.
A big-eye deer!
A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.
The second one!
One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.
It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear
Laughing stalk
Because he tasted funny!
It tastes better with jam.
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!
Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".
Ransom notes.
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
