I don't know, they would probably die anyways.
I have no ideer.
Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck...
Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah
Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck
A dill doe.
A good idear...
Change for a buck.
No-eye deer.
A bright eye deer.
Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)
What up doe
Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck
The hornier, the better!
I have no Idea.
I'm game.
No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.
No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.
I got no-eye deer!
I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there
You are very "deer" to me.
No idear.
Elkaseltzer.
Under a buck
A dilldoe
Tae-fawn-doe
Because they can't elope
Still no idea.
Jackaloping
They couldn't fit a deer into the car.
You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable
They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)
Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.
A big-eye deer!
A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.
Coup coup coup
Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.
A Rain Deer.
And i will be like, "No:("
The baby and the dad.
12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.
Sometimes, there's a catch
When his hand caught fire!!
Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!
Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.
Note 7
Ransom notes.