Deer Jokes

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck...

What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

What do you call a deer with one good eye?

A good idear...

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

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What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

What's the difference...?

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer!

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

What did the deer say to its lover?

You are very "deer" to me.

What do you call a deer without an eye?

No idear.

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What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

Elkaseltzer.

How much do deer nuts cost?

Under a buck

What do you call it when a deer knows karate?

Tae-fawn-doe

Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving?

Still no idea.

What do you call it when a deer and a rabbit runaway together?

Jackaloping

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.

What do you call a deer with big eyes?

A big-eye deer!

What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

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So you always have access to cold hard cash...

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What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

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Because he tasted funny!

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The taste.

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A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

What is the wettest animal in the world?

A Rain Deer.

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The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

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What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

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What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

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What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.