I don't know, they would probably die anyways.
I have no ideer.
Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck...
Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah
Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck
A dill doe.
A good idear...
Change for a buck.
No-eye deer.
A bright eye deer.
Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)
What up doe
Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck
The hornier, the better!
I have no Idea.
I'm game.
No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.
No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.
I got no-eye deer!
I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there
You are very "deer" to me.
No idear.
Elkaseltzer.
Under a buck
A dilldoe
Tae-fawn-doe
Because they can't elope
Still no idea.
Jackaloping
They couldn't fit a deer into the car.
You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable
They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)
Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.
A big-eye deer!
A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.
The podiatrist bucks up your feet.
A buck-an-ear!
The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out
Shine a flashlight in his ears.
Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.
A concert that costs 45 cents.
LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.
For the pun of it.
They pray on the weak.
Because of Christian Bail
Hint: It's a dead giveaway.
Mesquite squite squite....Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.
Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)
Juan.
I just need some bread
