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Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

Because they are set in the future.

What movie was made when Hannibal Lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

How many ants can you fit inside an apartment?

Ten-ants!