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Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?

A wind tunnel.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Where does Stevie Wonder park his car?

In blind spots.

When is a car like a frog?

When it's becing toad!

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck...

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What is this movie about?

It is about 2 hours long.

Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie?

He was a miner.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it