Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?

Proofreading.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

What do you call someone who dances on cars?

A morris dancer!

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!