Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why don't blondes like audio-books?

There aren't any pictures.

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What did the deer say to its lover?

You are very "deer" to me.

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

Fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.