Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why did the blonde move to L.A.?

Blonde: I don't know. Why Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Where does the brown sugar go to watch a movie?

The Cinemon.

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.