Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

How do blondes pierce their ears?

They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink?

A pink carnation.

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

How much do deer nuts cost?

Under a buck

What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.