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Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

What do you call two blondes in a canoe?

Fur traders.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving?

Still no idea.

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.