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What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink?

A pink carnation.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

How do you fit five elephants into a car?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.