What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink?

A pink carnation.

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Why wouldn't they let Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman

What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

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How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!