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What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

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What's the difference between the charismatics and the nacists?

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What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.

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Why are you crying Ted?

Asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

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How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

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What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A chainsaw can be tuned.

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

What do you call an edible ion?

An onion