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What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai?

People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

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What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?

Stop crying and viper your nose!

How are babies different from feminists?

Babies grow up and stop crying

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How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

Why has Hot Topic's sales revenue gone down?

Because the marketing department cuts itself.

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A chainsaw can be tuned.

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.