What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

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What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

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What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What's an accordion good for?

Learning how to fold a map.

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A chainsaw can be tuned.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas