What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why does the sky cry sometimes?

Because it's blue

Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A chainsaw can be tuned.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond