What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What's an accordion good for?

Learning how to fold a map.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

An onion.

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.