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What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between reddit and hell?

Hell bad people

What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What is big and brown and plays the accordion?

Lawrence Elk

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.