Why does the sky cry sometimes?

Because it's blue

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How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

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What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.