Just one sun
He looked a little blue
Because the sky is
He's on route.
Because it's blue
They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.
Because they are already "in the skies".
The coming of the lord
The sky's the limit for you".
What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.
A baby falling out of an airplane.
Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread
The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.
The coming of the Lord.
Whats the color of the sky... Me: whats your name You:(insert name) Me:whats the color of the sky You:blue Me:whats my name Now put it all together.
Because you can't bury them in the sky!
Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
It has the blues
When it's raining Datsun cogs.
S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*
Golden Dawn
Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know
Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.
The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.
All of them!
It logs on.
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)
Rudolph's red hose rain gear...
Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"
Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.
A football match.......
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
A cow walking backwards!
With no legs.
Because 12 13 14!
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