Just one sun
He looked a little blue
Because the sky is
He's on route.
Because it's blue
They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.
Because they are already "in the skies".
The sky's the limit for you".
A baby falling out of an airplane.
Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread
Because you can't bury them in the sky!
Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
It has the blues
When it's raining Datsun cogs.
S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*
The coming of the Lord.
Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a Pikachu'".
Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?
They just pray the gray away
A pigment of your imagination.
Because Bs like flowers.
Robbery with violets!
The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::
A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"
Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
Probably not a planned child.
No Man's Sky.
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.
