Just one sun
He looked a little blue
Because the sky is
He's on route.
Because it's blue
They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.
Because they are already "in the skies".
The coming of the lord
The sky's the limit for you".
What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.
A baby falling out of an airplane.
Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread
The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.
The coming of the Lord.
Whats the color of the sky... Me: whats your name You:(insert name) Me:whats the color of the sky You:blue Me:whats my name Now put it all together.
Because you can't bury them in the sky!
Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
It has the blues
When it's raining Datsun cogs.
S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*
Golden Dawn
Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know
You con-du-it!!!
Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!
Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.
Because it's in da-skies!
They're robots in da skies.
So the dishwasher matches the appliances
Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich
A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
Reddit.
Jos and Josb
Jose
I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.
Me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack
Punch
You can punch information into a computer.
