Sky Jokes

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

Everyday Deserves a Joke

$19.99

Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

Why does the sky cry sometimes?

Because it's blue

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in the sky!

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

Why is the sky not happy on clear days?

It has the blues

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

$19.99

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

You might also enjoy:

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

Why do blck men cry when they make love to white women?

Mace...

Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

Why was the programmer's code incomprehensible?

No comment.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

Deleted

Why shouldn't you post to Reddit while driving?

Becau

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

Where was Soloman's temple located?

On the side of his head.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

Why can we never actually see the sun?

Because it's in da-skies!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.