Sky Jokes

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

Why does the sky cry sometimes?

Because it's blue

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in the sky!

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

Why is the sky not happy on clear days?

It has the blues

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When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

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What do you call an overpriced and overhyped game?

No Man's Sky.

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Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!

Route Jokes More Route Jokes

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

Who are you routing for?

Mom: I'm routing for it to be over.

Back Jokes More Back Jokes

Why do squirrels swim on their backs?

To keep their nuts dry.

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

Camouflage Jokes More Camouflage Jokes

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

What do you call John Cena in camouflage?

Redundant

Bad Golfer Jokes More Bad Golfer Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo