Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

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Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

What do you call it when a transcendentalist author looks at old photos?

Thoreau Back Thursday

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Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

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What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

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What's the best way to cheer on an electrician?

You con-du-it!!!

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.