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Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

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Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?

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What does a fresh egg say when you try to hardboil it?

It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

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What do you do if you see a blue banana?

Try to cheer it up.

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!