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Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

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How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look ask me when I get back from India okay

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

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How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

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Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

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Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

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How do you cheer up a brand new battery?

Remind him that he's full of untapped potential!

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?

A get wellephant!