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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in the sky!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats your name?

Whats the color of the sky... Me: whats your name You:(insert name) Me:whats the color of the sky You:blue Me:whats my name Now put it all together.