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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in the sky!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What if I buried it in the yard?

Me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

Why does the sky cry sometimes?

Because it's blue