Because you can't bury them in trees!
Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.
No hard feelings.
Her batteries were dead.
Me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.
He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.
Knotty Pines.
They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.
The cow didn't make it.
The leash goes slack.
Me: How do you know what weed smells like! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy
