Because you can't bury them in trees!
In barkinglots.
A spot-weiler!
Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
Because deep down they're good people.
Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!
A handful of them.
None because ice cream doesn't have bones.
Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression
Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"