Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky.

What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

Hush puppies

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What if I buried it in the yard?

Me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon?

Because he was dead!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful of them.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

The leash goes slack.