Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with a lot of friends?

Pawpular!

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does the tree says in autumn?

Leaf me alone.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded.

What did the 3 holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well