Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans"

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

Depression Jokes More Depression Jokes

What happened to the road?

Depressions.

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding

Nuke Jokes More Nuke Jokes

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is