Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression
Because someone threw a fridge at him.
A cancerous child who fall down the stairs.
In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.
Bae-goals
He was a boar.
About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes
Because they're in a depression.
Because they switched to Comcast.
Half time, they get to switch sides again
They throw silverware on the ground!
You're grounded.
Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is
Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza
