Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?

Lily!

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Depression Jokes More Depression Jokes

Why does rain make people sad?

Because they're in a depression.

What happened to the road?

Depressions.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?

Deleted

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Where does biggest potato grow?

Under the ground.

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

Nuke Jokes More Nuke Jokes

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is