Depression Jokes

Why does rain make people sad?

Because they're in a depression.

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What happened to the road?

Depressions.

What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression?

Lonely ness.

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What do you call a person with no nose or body?

Nobody nose!

What do you call a person with ten dollars?

A college student.

Clothing Jokes More Clothing Jokes

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

What article of clothing is round and rubbery?

Attire.

Finnishe Jokes More Finnishe Jokes

What do you call a Finn, who gets something done?

Finnished

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you give an elephant with big feet?

Plenty of room!

What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room?

Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room

Emoji Jokes More Emoji Jokes

What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

How many emojis will she use?

Show your work.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.