Don't be depressed
Because they're in a depression.
Depressions.
Just one with depression.
Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression
Lonely ness.
His career was in ruins.
Because his career was in ruins
I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"
I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.
If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!
Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.
He pasta away
Well I'll be dog-gone.
His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.
Pants
Just one, but they need a backup.
A whale-weigh station!
It hangs itself
Because he had low elf esteem.
A bread-stick-em-up!
A yeaster bunny!
