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Depression Jokes

What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

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Why does rain make people sad?

Because they're in a depression.

What happened to the road?

Depressions.

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression?

Lonely ness.

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Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

What's next - people marrying dogs?

Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

Finland Jokes More Finland Jokes

Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.

Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always Russian around.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

13 Year Old Jokes More 13 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

Archeologist Jokes More Archeologist Jokes

What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins