Emoji Jokes

What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

Language Jokes More Language Jokes

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What language do they speak in Cuba?

Cubic!

13 Year Old Jokes More 13 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin