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Emoji Jokes

What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

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How many emojis will she use?

Show your work.

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What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

Language Jokes More Language Jokes

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

What do Asgardians use to keep food hot?

A Thormos.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."