Emoji Jokes

What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

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How many emojis will she use?

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.

How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What's the slowest thing in the world?

A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

Language Jokes More Language Jokes

What language do British wrenches speech?

Spanish!

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

13 Year Old Jokes More 13 Year Old Jokes

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.