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How do deaf mathematicians communicate?

Through sine language.

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Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What language do birds speak?

Squackhili

What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

What do you call an expert that studies sign language?

A signtist!

What language does a flight attendant speak?

Plane English.

What language do bugs in the Middle East speak?

Scarabic

What do you call someone who speaks two languages?

Q: What do you call someone who speaks two languages? A: Bilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks three or more languages? A: Multilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks one language? A: American

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

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What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

What language do British wrenches speech?

Spanish!

What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

What language does a patio speak?

Porch-uguese

What language do teapots speak?

Teabrew.

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

Ian!

What language do bees speak?

The beesnese

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

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What language do cats speak?

Catonese

What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue

Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

X-post /r/puns Scotch.

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

What language do bill boards use?

Sign language.

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

What language do eagles program in?

C#(https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3tp03o/incanadawehavesomenicefalcons/cx8608n)

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

And 'entruncated' How about 'monosyllabic' Who's running this language

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

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What language do Fed-Ex drivers speak?

Parcel-tongue

What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

What language do lesbians speak?

Gaelic.

What's your first language then?

M. "Emoji."

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

What language do they speak in Cuba?

Cubic!

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

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What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

What goes Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

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What did the American Chef say to the Asian Chef?

Take a wok.

What different about an American Christmas from a Spanish one?

Noel.

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What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

What's the best moment of your life?

Me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

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Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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What is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign Language

What's the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language.

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Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.