Language Jokes

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

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What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

What language do British wrenches speech?

Spanish!

What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

What language does a patio speak?

Porch-uguese

What language do teapots speak?

Teabrew.

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

Ian!

What language do bees speak?

The beesnese

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

What language do cats speak?

Catonese

What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue

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Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

X-post /r/puns Scotch.

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

What language do bill boards use?

Sign language.

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

What language do eagles program in?

C#(https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3tp03o/incanadawehavesomenicefalcons/cx8608n)

What language do Fed-Ex drivers speak?

Parcel-tongue

What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

What language do they speak in Cuba?

Cubic!

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

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What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

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What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

Sine Jokes More Sine Jokes

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

Communicate Jokes More Communicate Jokes

How do deaf mathematicians communicate?

Through sine language.

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

Trilingual Jokes More Trilingual Jokes

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

3 Language Jokes More 3 Language Jokes

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

Program Jokes More Program Jokes

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript