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Language Jokes

How do deaf mathematicians communicate?

Through sine language.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What language do birds speak?

Squackhili

What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

What do you call an expert that studies sign language?

A signtist!

What language does a flight attendant speak?

Plane English.

What language do bugs in the Middle East speak?

Scarabic

What do you call someone who speaks two languages?

Q: What do you call someone who speaks two languages? A: Bilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks three or more languages? A: Multilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks one language? A: American

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

Love

Love

What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

What language do British wrenches speech?

Spanish!

What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

What language does a patio speak?

Porch-uguese

What language do teapots speak?

Teabrew.

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

Ian!

What language do bees speak?

The beesnese

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What language do cats speak?

Catonese

What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue

Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

X-post /r/puns Scotch.

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

What language do bill boards use?

Sign language.

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

What language do eagles program in?

C#(https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3tp03o/incanadawehavesomenicefalcons/cx8608n)

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

And 'entruncated' How about 'monosyllabic' Who's running this language

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

I Love Pizza & You

I Love Pizza & You

What language do Fed-Ex drivers speak?

Parcel-tongue

What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

What language do lesbians speak?

Gaelic.

What's your first language then?

M. "Emoji."

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

What language do they speak in Cuba?

Cubic!

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

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Why is there lipstick on your collar?

She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra

Flash Jokes More Flash Jokes

What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

English Jokes More English Jokes

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them...the more English you get out.

What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home.

Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why do men like blonde jokes?

Because they can understand them.

What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

How do trees use the Internet?

They log on

3 Language Jokes More 3 Language Jokes

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.