What language do birds speak?

Squackhili

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What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

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What language does a patio speak?

Porch-uguese

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

And 'entruncated' How about 'monosyllabic' Who's running this language