What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

Previous Random Joke Next

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why didn't the American get the burger?

Because the heart attack got him first.

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

Language Jokes More Language Jokes

What language do eagles program in?

C#(https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3tp03o/incanadawehavesomenicefalcons/cx8608n)

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...