What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What's a nanny's favorite letter?

I don't know, but it's not E.

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Which American president was not guilty?

Lincoln, he was in a cent

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.