What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

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Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

What has 16 legs and speaks german?

Dppelspider

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What language do British wrenches speech?

Spanish!

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

And 'entruncated' How about 'monosyllabic' Who's running this language