What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

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How much do Americans like racist jokes?

Enough to make one President.

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

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What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

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What language do they speak in Cuba?

Cubic!

What's your first language then?

M. "Emoji."