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What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

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What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

What did one dead American cop say to the other dead American cop?

Waaazzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppp.

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What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

What do Brazilian cats speak?

Purr-tuguese

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What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

What language do cats speak?

Catonese