Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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A Yoghurt's got culture!

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When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.