Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

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What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a Senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

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Whats another meaning for a women?

Finger puppet

Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef

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Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

Whats the Slogan for every I.T. Department in America?

Mmmm. Move Over.

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Whats the difference between Yoghurt and the USA?

Yoghurt has a culture.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between Yogurt and L.A.?

Yogurt has a live and thriving culture.

What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

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What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.