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What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Democrat and a Republican?

The election year.

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a Senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do you plant... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

How are babies different from feminists?

Babies grow up and stop crying

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.