Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand?

His left one

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance