Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand?

His left one

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Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

What do you say when you leave the UAE?

Dubai-bye!

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What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.