Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand?

His left one

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How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

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What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

Why won't Bernie Sanders win the rational election?

Because he's two radical.