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Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

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Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)