Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

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Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave Russia?

He was snowed in

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

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Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

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Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

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What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.