Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

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How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

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Who succeeded the first President of the USA?

The second one!

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

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How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling!