Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

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What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

Why does Jerry Sienfeld clean up on tinder?

He can't go left

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Who's the top selling author in Russia?

Salman Rush B

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

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How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

Who succeeded the first President of the USA?

The second one!

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Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!