Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

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Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

How much do Americans like racist jokes?

Enough to make one President.

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Why do Catholics drink?

Because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?

Fill me in when you get back