Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did Gigi leave the party angrily?

Because she's Hadid.

How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

President Jokes More President Jokes

Which president was famous for his long pauses?

Ellipsis S. Grant.

What does it take to be a president?

Nothing

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling!