Who succeeded the first President of the USA?

The second one!

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Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes.

What is Tigger's favorite day?

Leap Day, but Spring Forward is a close second.

President Jokes More President Jokes

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

Usa Jokes More Usa Jokes

How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

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What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

Why will the ghost never succeed in life?

He's too eeriesponsible!!!!