Who succeeded the first President of the USA?

The second one!

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What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

What did he name the second one?

Hose B

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

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Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the Olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in Olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

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Who succeeded the first President of the USA?

The second one!

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again