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Who succeeded the first President of the USA?

The second one!

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What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

What do you call it when you build a second portal on Minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether

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How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Who succeeded the first President of the USA?

The second one!

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What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

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What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

What is the hamburgers' motto?

If at first you don't succeed fry fry again!