Who succeeded the first President of the USA?

The second one!

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Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

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Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

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What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

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What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

Who's there! Bond! Bond who?

Bond to succeed!