How does Santa Claus take pictures?

With his North Pole-aroid.

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Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror?

It defies logic

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic