Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

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What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!

How do you know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snow Balls

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

Selfie Jokes More Selfie Jokes

Which came first... social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse... the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

What do you call an egotistical anorexic?

A selfie stick.