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Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

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Why are lemons yellow?

They don't know it either - that's why they are so sour

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!

Why couldn't the anthropologist find any Lomekwian tools?

They were looking in Oldowan places

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

Selfie Jokes More Selfie Jokes

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!