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Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

Because she didn't know which one came first!

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Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios?

A. Donut seeds.

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What do you call someone who puts a picture of themselves in a locket?

Independent

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

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Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!