Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture?

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What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

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What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

What kind of bird is that?

Just look at that bird!

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Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

So she could use it as a mirror.

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

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Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture?

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.