Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture?

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What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

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What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

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Why is Instagram not working?

But "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

Why did it take so long to see a picture of Saint West?

Because he was a Tidal exclusive.

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What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.