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Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

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How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

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Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

What do I look like?

A JOKE MACHINE!?

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Why can't you email a picture to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

What do you call someone who puts a picture of themselves in a locket?

Independent

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Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

What's it called when an isis member takes a selfie?

Photo bombing