How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

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Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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What do you call a knuckle sandwich in California?

A fist taco.

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.