How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

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How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

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What did Ned Stark say when his daughter told him that she was pregnant?

Are ya?

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

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Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

What do you call a knuckle sandwich in California?

A fist taco.