How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

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How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

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What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

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What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

How many straight men in california does it take to change a lightbulb?

Both of them