How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

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How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

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How do you know if something is art?

People tell you.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

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What do you call a knuckle sandwich in California?

A fist taco.

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**