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Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-Un.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad