Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do baby parabola drink?

Their Quadratic Formula!

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them actually. Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb.

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How do you tell jokes?

Repost

What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

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What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.