Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell a redneck girl is a virgin?

She can run faster than her brother.

How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

You poker face!

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What does Air bnb stand for?

Bring no blacks

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant