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Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where do geographers go for a drink?

The Isobar

What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas?

A ladder in her stocking!

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus?

Parkincense.

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!