Why did a man bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks were on the house.....

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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

You can hear a cough drop.