How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

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Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

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When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

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What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."