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How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

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What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.

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Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

Where is all the color white?

Bartender says, "dude, this is a gray bar.

Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.