How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

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How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

What can I get you?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

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What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

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What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

Why the long pause?

Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"