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How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

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Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

Why must you question everything I say!?

Everything " I replied

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How'd ya get that?

Asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

What can I get you?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.