How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

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What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

How does Craig Venter drink beer?

Shotgun method

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What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!