How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

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How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

What would your parents say if I called them?

I replied, "Hello "

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What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender?

I'd like a Corona, please.

What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.