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How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

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What beer goes best with pizza?

Pepper-Peroni

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

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How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

How high are you!?

Demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

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How much will that be?

Asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender?

No boos for me.